I'm going to jail i love you
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
