I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I have feelings that need drinking.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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