so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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