i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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