even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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