it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Be still, my beating vagina.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Randomize
