i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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