He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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