Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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