Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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