Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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