5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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