Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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