i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
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reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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