i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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