A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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