I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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