i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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