Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
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