The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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