That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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