I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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