idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
