Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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