How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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