so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
only you would photoshop your dick
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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