We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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