he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
And then he peed in my hair
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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