that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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