So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
This baby is an asshole
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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