yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
you have to choose: penises or morals?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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