would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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