we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I feel like a drive thru vagina
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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