the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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