somebody snuck up and got me drunk
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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