Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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