On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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