I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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