...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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