the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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