OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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