I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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