So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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