Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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