There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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