I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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