Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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