may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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