mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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