Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
